What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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