Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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su algato es en fuego

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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