- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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