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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

It's all Taggart

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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