A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Okay.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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