Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

alert('The Game')

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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