- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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