why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

N-E Pats never cheated

what you get time to go with? - a clock

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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