- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click here to end the world.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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