- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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