- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

John Cena

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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