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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

My nipple is bleeding

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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