What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Politics.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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