What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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