- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

My mom touched my wiener : \

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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