Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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