In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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