Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Knock knock

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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