What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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I'm funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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