Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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