How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Jesus wept.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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