- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Netball.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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