A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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