How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Diana and victoria

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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