What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Libraries.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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