What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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