Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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My life

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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