- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Women's Rights

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

The white guy did it!

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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