Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Yo Mamma

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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thumbs up!

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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