A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Penis.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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