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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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