What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Penis.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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The white guy did it!

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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