- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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