An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Donkey lips

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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