Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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