- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

the holocaust

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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