- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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