Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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