This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

black chicken. kfc

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats brown and sticky a stick

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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