How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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