A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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