knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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