- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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