- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Whats white? A fridge

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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