- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

knock knock who's there? faith

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