- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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