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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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