- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

women's rights

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

whats the best thing about polio...death

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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