Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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I'm Batman.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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