What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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