- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

which one is easiest

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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